Our AG, The Onion

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I remember my mom watching me riffle through papers in my backpack in sixth grade and saying, “You sure do like paper. You better become a lawyer or something when you grow up.”

She’s right — I do love paper. My house, currently littered with books and books-I’ve-converted-to-PDFs-and-printed-out, has turned into the inside of my backpack (or, later, th…

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